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Dad Post: Boarding Group 5

September 12, 2013 by Angelina Aucello 9 Comments

Hello all – it has been a while since my last blog post. Angelina threatened to cut my pay (still zero) if I did not fulfill my quarterly blog post quota. Well, for the most part, the last two weeks have been fairly busy for this points dad, aka soon-to-be points grandpa (sounds old, I know).

I started out by flying to Chicago for a business conference, and a few days later, I flew to Rio de Janeiro for Labor Day Weekend with several other points and miles enthusiasts on a mistake fare that we all booked a few months ago. I ended up meeting a great bunch of travelers, and we visited the main tourist attractions, including a soccer game. The trip was only 3 nights, but it was well organized with great food, people, and tours. I even earned enough miles to reach the “Silver” level on United – my very first elite status milestone.

Right after that, we flew into Charleston on a cheap fare to meet with our friends at First2Board, and to also visit my son who drove down from Aiken, SC to join us for the weekend. We really enjoyed the southern hospitality. If you’re in Charleston, definitely eat at Magnolia’s – the food was superb; thanks to Stacey and MarkinCHS for the recommendation.

Now to dive right into my post – my rant on boarding groups:

Ang recently blogged about her “wearing the points” problems, and I have a rant of my own – the boarding process. In short, I felt like Greg Focker in this scene:

When I attended my 3-day conference in Chicago, the conference sponsor paid an insane price of $883 for me to take a two-hour flight in economy. What’s even more of an ouch factor is that my boarding ticket was marked boarding group 5. That means I am the last person on. You know, the guy who prays for overhead space to hold his carry-on.

The group number boarding nonsense is unfair to over-50 dad’s with a regular job, not too much business travel, and no status. It doesn’t seem fair that my ticket cost more than a first class ticket, and I board last. Boarding should be first on line, first on, right?

That was my experience traveling alone; however, when I traveled to Rio with Angelina, I had a taste of the other side – boarding group 1.

Since Angelina has elite status with United, we were both upgraded to first class on our first segment. Before boarding, we were able to grab a quick breakfast at the United Club because she previously did a status match to Turkish Airlines. We ended up landing in Orlando ahead of schedule, so Angelina suggested that we stand by on the earlier flight headed to Houston.

The gate agent shows a 20+ list of of standby passengers, looks up at us, and he says there’s no chance we will get on the flight. Angelina politely asked to be added to list anyway. Five minutes later, we get called to board plane, and Angelina even gets upgraded to first class.

Where is the justice for these non status guys? On the Charleston flights, Angelina even strategically booked a lower fare of $100 a ticket, solely banking that she would be able to do a free same day change to the flights she really wanted (and it even worked).

The boarding group process really comes down to this simple math:

  • Airline Status = upgrades+lounges+free stand-by+free date changes+fancy pants things
  • No Airline Status = Paupers in Group 5

As Angie always tells me when I owe her money, “fair is fair” – she gets “better treatment” as a result of her loyalty to the airline, I get it.  So to make light of the situation, I came up with my own boarding group classifications:

Group 5 – the haters, people that think the government owes them everything, politicians and others that steal from fellow men, those that think they are entitled to everything without hard work and sacrifices… and lastly… all you bloggers (just kidding).

As I write this, I need 12,000 PQM to qualify for Gold status so that I can rise in the ranks. Please send cheap mileage run suggestions.

Cheers and Happy Travels,

The Dad.

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About Angelina Aucello

Hi! I'm Angelina, and traveling and deals excite me. Simply put, I'm a points & miles fanatic who takes too many vacations.

Comments

  1. dhammer53 says

    September 12, 2013 at 2:31 pm

    I love Dad post. Last time you turned me on to a pair of guides in Lima. You should be posting monthly, not quarterly!! You’ll have plenty of time while on babysitting duty.

    Reply
  2. Food Wine and Miles says

    September 12, 2013 at 3:24 pm

    Great meeting you in Charleston!

    Reply
  3. Frugaltravellawyer says

    September 12, 2013 at 3:54 pm

    So glad you found the movie clip. It is classic. Another reason I LUV Soutwest Airlines, even without A+ status I am usually in the second group to board. No problem finding an aisle seat and room for my carry on luggage. Wonderful spending time with your family in Charleston!

    Reply
  4. Rick I says

    September 12, 2013 at 7:05 pm

    Congrats on your upcoming grandpa status. You will love it.

    Reply
  5. Jamison @ Points Summary says

    September 13, 2013 at 12:58 am

    it was nice to finally meet you in person during the Charleston Sessions!

    Reply
  6. The dad says

    September 13, 2013 at 4:00 am

    @dhammer-glad you like my posts.Thanks for your comment.

    @fwm-Jason, nice meeting you too. Remember visit cinque terre it is beautiful and the birthplace of pesto sauce and the wine is good too.

    @ftl- Bonnie we always like meeting and chatting with you. Love your passion for travel, and feels like you are part of the family.

    @Rick – I am looking forward to it.Btw, you were the 1st blog that turned me on to this great miles business.

    @ Jamison- Nice meeting you too. I enjoy your blog and always wanted to meet someone who was crazy enough to visit the gaza while in Israel.

    Reply
  7. choi says

    September 14, 2013 at 4:27 pm

    I know this is Angies blogg but I enjoy your post better, maybe you should branch out(thats a reverse). anyways, do an Asia mile run and you ll more than enough to qualify Gold.

    Reply
  8. Elena G says

    September 14, 2013 at 5:28 pm

    Hi Dad! Glad your family could make it to Charleston and great to meet you :)

    Reply

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